Haunted Houses are DUMB.

Haunted Houses are the dumbest thing ever invented on the face of the planet, in the History of the Entire World. DUMB. I can confidently say that because they scare the living Ba-Jeebus out of me. I hate haunted houses, horror movies and anything else that makes me lose control of my bladder.

I have successfully avoided haunted houses in all my years on this planet… Except for this one time… Because of this one boy… Who I found to be terribly handsome. ::swoon:: The things we do for young love. I digress.

For as much as I hate haunted houses, watching other people go through haunted houses is something I find wildly hilarious. Here is the best of the best: CLICK HERE